Ode to A French Butter Dish (with apologies to Keats)

Thou new unwrapped bride of distant Carre Four
Thou receptacle of sleek supple shape
O sylvan platter that canst now embrace
A brick more sweetly than dishes of yore.
What churn-ed history can your sheer width trace
Of pats, dollops and bricks neath yon domed pate?
From a land drenched in aubergine, grape-vines
Sweet porcine perfection and lore, what chance!
That lowly milk curdled belongs in the dance
And now, on wooden splendor reclines.

Tasted treats are sweet but those well slathered
Are sweeter still. Therefore ye cooks rage on!
Entice the sensual bud with glee
Whether blanc’d, emulsed, bernaised or ghee.
If but one spread for eternity rather’d
I, choose this cream, this fatted Don Juan.
“O happy fat! Most happy fat!” I utter.
Kept salted or un, cold hard or soft warm,
Twixt dough for the flaky or left intact form—
Fat is flavor flavor fat. None other truth. Truth, in butter.

April 2nd, 2009 6:34 am

Yum! With just a tich of Margaret’s strawberry jam; just in time for breakfast!

April 2nd, 2009 11:38 am

Three cheers for butter! An epic of heroic length would hardly do the fair substance sufficient justice.

All hail the blessed cow!

(also, extra credit for rhyming “glee” with “ghee”. :)

April 2nd, 2009 11:43 am

THAT is why we need more posts. Utterly, lyrically brilliant, and you have done the churn-ed fat most proud!

April 26th, 2009 7:30 pm

Wow…I don’t feel smart enough to read this! Great stuff, my dear!

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